Write an excuse for not working today

Well the reason I cant work today is because on my way home yesterday I saw a lion in front of Ms.188 so then I had to fight it off with book bag it went well and i defeated it. Then when i was in front of my building a dragon came out and started blowing fire at me I ran away from it then a big eagle picked me up and gave me a sword so then I cut off its head. Then when i got home my house was surrounded by water then a shark tied my family up so then i has to kill the shark by stabbing it in the stomach then i rescued them and after all of that i fell asleep so i deserve a break.